Mommy can we go to Pizza Hut for dinner?
"No, mommy's broke - we're going home for dinner"
What you say, mommy?
"I said I don't have money today, we'll go some other day"
What you say??
You're broken??
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"Sweetie, I'm SO proud of you for eating all your peas today! You're the best!"
(In his best pirate voice) And you're the best mommy I've ever had. Aaarrrrghh!
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Look mommy! A caterpillar! Isn't it SO sweet?! Do you want to pet it with me? OH He's looking at me! He's SO SO sweet!!
"I know...he is very sweet. You like caterpillars, don't you?"
I do! I do like them! Oh look...there's an ant too crawling around!
"That's cool...do you...."
(he smashes the ant with his shoe)
"Brent! Why'd you do that?!?! We don't smush bugs"
But it's okay. Ants are gross.
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