
Alex's Pumpkin

The Fantasy:
We all sit around the table, talking about what designs the boys want on the pumpkins. The tops are carved off and they joyously dig into the mess inside, scooping and laughing. The time comes to make their designs and they carefully carve until they are happy with their pumpkin that they so carefully picked out. We take them out into the night and light them ceremoniously, with little eyes wide with wonder and excitement.
The Reality:
We all sit around the table, talking about what designs the boys want on the pumpkins. The tops are carved off....(so far so good)... and they look at us like we're insane. We animate and start scooping, raving about how fun the disgusting goop and seeds are to play with. We finally make them at least scoop a little bit, and they do it with grimaces of hatred. I take 10 minutes to finish doing the scooping while they wipe their hands on a towel and then fling it around, spraying pumpkin spittle all over the room.
The only carving kit I could find yesterday was a recipe for finger loss, so I had them pick out a design and I was going to carve it for them while they helped a little and watched. They happily picked from the samples I had, and one by one they sat beside me patiently and excitedly watched as their pumpkin was being transformed. Oh wait...back up... They hemmed and hawed about the designs, and then proceeded to dance around the room having the following conversation in the background while I'm trying to carve:
Alex: Hey Brent...I have batteries in my butt!
Brent: What??? What's in your butt!!?!?!
Alex: Batteries!
Brent: What are those for? To poop on bad guys??
Alex: YES! That's it!
Brent: Lets find some bad guys so we can poop on them!
Alex: Alright!!!!!
The pumpkins get finished, and we take the out into the night and light them ceremoniously, with little eyes wide with wonder and excitement. They shout and giggle "They're GLOWING!!" and skip around. Alex trips over a cord and skins his hand, and then it's time for baths and bedtime stories.
Life isn't always the fantasies that we imagined...but I wouldn't change a thing. The best parts write themselves every day.














