It is 3:30 am and I hear banging in the other room. I wish now I had stuck with my first instinct which was to roll back over and go back to sleep, but I remembered that I had those pesky responsibilities as an adult and parent to investigate such things.
It was Mike, moving storage containers and laying down towels. All that cementing and work we did on the basement walls was dying little by little under the new rains on already soaked soil from all the melting snow. Six hours later we finally have it under control. Luckily, the ironically unlucky gentleman that got the 6 am Saturday shift at Lowe's seemed very knowledgeable about such issues and found a product that is (so far) working exponentially better than the last cement mixture. And then about an hour ago, the heavy rains slowed for the foreseeable forecast, and we have a complete rain break for at least a few hours.
Even more lucky, the boys slept through the worst of it and got up at their normal time. So I decided, now that their getting old enough to retain more of such things, that we would have a special out of the ordinary day. They are to pretend that they woke up and there was some sort of unknown emergency, and they were alone in the house with no one to watch them. We talked about it for a few minutes and their first order of business was to find something to eat for breakfast, and problem solve how to handle the situation.
I left them alone for a bit and they played their normal games in the morning before breakfast, but were supposed to be thinking about what they might find to eat. After awhile, Brent proclaimed he was hungry and managed to scrounge up a healthy bag of Oreos. Which he promptly asked me to open.
"I'm not here, remember?" I said. "You have to find something to eat that you can safely open and will be as healthy as possible"
45 minutes later:
Brent: "Mommy, can you seriously just open the oreos for me, I'm getting hungry".
Alex: Still playing Mario Bros.
Me: "Well, if you are really hungry, then you'll find a way to open it, or you'll find something else. Aren't those rolls over there in an easy-to-open container?"
Brent: "But I don't want rolls."
Me: "Okay, I guess you're not going to survive very long in this kind of situation" And I went back to water containment.
Another 45 minutes later, I walk in and find them both chowing down on goldfish crackers. We took a few minutes to go over their game plan, which involved, at this point, calling 911 to tell someone they couldn't find their parents. Assuming they just needed to wait for someone to come rescue them (I'll explore other situations another day), we talked about finding things to do to keep safe (like playing video games or the computer, or quietly with their toys) and not being scared.
Brent: "Mommy...this is boring. Can you get me a glass of milk?"
Me: "No, I'm not 'here' today. And drinking is very important. What are you going to find to drink?"
So he goes over to the fridge and drags the milk to the table - barely. Not wanting to find a cup, he just drank some sparkling juice water on the table. "Can you just put the milk away for me?"
"No, Brent... we're trying to learn about safely surviving for a few hours alone, I'm not here to put it away for you." So he went back to his computer game, and we had a talk about what happens to milk if you leave it out. He's so annoyed at this "Emergency Day" that I was so proud of implementing finally that it's all I can do not to laugh at him.
Meanwhile, Alex is vegging out to Mario still and verbally planning his course of action should he come across a scary evil squirrel while no one is here. -Back Away Slowly- is what he finally came up with, before picking his next level on World 7.
So far everyone is using the bathroom without being reminded, and my only worry is that the police will have to manually pry their hands from the Wii controllers. It's 9:40, and Brent is back at the goldfish, finally bored with playing games and just watching Alex. Oblivious to their plight, they strategize together about fire flowers and level shortcuts.
Lunch updates to come...