Brent Do That

Thank you for joining us today! I'm your host, John Imbecile, and today's show features an independent two year old, "Brent", and a woman known simply as "Mommy".

Mommy, you're looking a little tired, is everything okay?
"Yes, John, I've just been practicing for this day in and day out for weeks now!"
Sounds like you're going to do well then!

Now what we're going to do is present our returning champion, Brent, with several situations. If he thinks he can do them better than his opponent, he will immediately scream "BENT DO DAT!!!!" and proceed to tackle the problem. It's important, as our champion well knows, to make this statement as loudly and defiantly as possible, to prevent his rival from stepping in and trying to do it correctly - oops! no - I mean, in an alternate fashion. Each round is worth 2 points. Let's see what we have in store for you today.

First up we have an ordinary children's toothbrush. This is used to..
"BENT DO DAT!!!!"
...oh wait! I see someone is on the ball today, ladies and gentlemen! Let's see what our champion has in store for us today. I see he is first sucking all the Thomas Bubblegum Toothpaste off the bristles, and is now attempting to brush the outside of his lips while simultaneously standing up on the toilet and stretching his neck around out of "Mommy's" reach. Don't forget, Mommy, if needed, you do have two "Daddy Stern Voice Buttons" that can be pushed in an emergency. I see she has managed to wrestle the toothbrush away and get some sort of cleaning done on the inside of his mouth, but seeing as our champion snuck a bite of pop-tart shortly thereafter, the points for this round will go to Brent.

Brent: 2
Mommy: 0

Next we have what is known as a shoe. This particular variety is a size 8 and ...
"BENT DO DAT!!!!"
...and again, our champion is off and running! I see some wrestling going on, accompanied by loud grunting and angry eyebrows. It looks like Mommy is going to wait this one out --- several minutes pass --- It seems that Brent has managed to put a shoe on his foot! --- audience applause --- Yes, this is quite an accomplishment! We need to deduct one point for the left shoe being on the right foot, but we do have a winner for this round!

Brent: 3
Mommy: 0

With out champion in the lead, we proceed to our next situation. I'm not sure what the producers were thinking with this one, but it seems our next round involves a bathtub scattered with trains and what appears to be - I need to look at the caption for this one - oh my! It seems there is floating ca-ca in there as well. Mommy is first on the scene with this one, starting first with the 'deposit' on the side of the tub, and then tackling the larger and more gruesome task in the water.
"BENT DO DAT!!!!"
It seems our champion wants to challenge! But wait - oh no - Mommy has used the "Look of Doom" technique. Without a single word spoken, it seems she has fended off her opponent and finished the job at hand. Great job, Mommy!

Brent: 3
Mommy: 2

Well, though we had a good matchup today, it seems our champion will be victorious again. Great job, contestants. And we'll see you bright and early tomorrow for the next episode of BENT DO DAT!