12.19.2008

Lesson Time

We were looking at a tree.

(verbatim)

"Mommy...you should never climb trees all the way to the top
if you go to the top, it's TOO high
and you will fall
ahhhhhhhhhhh......(splat noise)
So that's why you shouldn't climb up trees
only squirrels
and bee hives, I guess
But then when you're going 'ahhhhhhhhh' down the tree
then the bees will get you and sting you
so it's better to stay inside,
and snuggle.
But sometimes, the bees will come inside,
and go "bzzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzz" all around in a circle
and its not where they're supposed to go
and that's why you shouldn't climb trees.
Okay, mommy?"

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